Please blow your smoke elsewhere…
Feb 22nd, 2010 by Joseph

Please blow your smoke elsewhere. My respiratory system, unfortunately, is below par. I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner.
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole, pg 324

This book was recommended to me not long ago, have been meaning to pick it up for sometime now.